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Abhishek Singh's avatar

They are also a perfect excuse to ditch parties and gatherings you do not want to be a part of - 'I'm so sorry, I cannot join your 101st day wedding anniversary, my kid is unwell (they always have at least 1 body part which needs fixing)'

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Haha, excellent point. Normally I have to be pretend to be unwell to get out of party invitations.

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Sarthak Dev's avatar

This is a) a staggeringly good piece, and b) a solid starting point on a thesis I'm keen to collaborate on.

I suspect there are parents who harbour secret wishes of becoming Olympic athletes. Their kids become good practice props for shot put, archery, shooting etc. Even weightlifting, sometimes.

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Not The Wife Material's avatar

Or even Wrestling.

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Amrita's avatar

100m sprint also.

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Not The Wife Material's avatar

And if not olympics atleast that of ‘aish’. Beta clear the tables. Beta make me a drink. Beta go get adrak from the market. And most importantly, acha chalo thoda pair daba do. Aur haath bhi. 🤣 oh should i have had kids??? 🥸

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Haha, yeah, this one for sure. So many chores that can be delegated.

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Supriya Devarajan's avatar

And you think the betas are going to comply? Fat chance! None of these things have worked for me the past 14 years but one can live in hope!:-)

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Ah, this is the sort of real-world insight that helps!

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Simran's avatar

I told him to add an element of how parenting is an excuse to conduct "social experiments" on unsuspecting children.

Got rejected 🤷

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Not The Wife Material's avatar

that is for part 2. it is a thesis after all....

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Correct. Making notes for the sequel. 🫡

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Haha, thanks so much, Sarthak!

And, love the thesis idea. Let's do this! (You shotput reference made me imagine a Matilda/ Trunchbull situation.)

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Karthik's avatar

I suspect some parents are in the content business 🤠

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Absolutely! There is *so* much fodder. As is evident from the fact that I've managed to contrive an issue out of observations alone. Parents would have a load of BTS access. 😂

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Deepika Khatri's avatar

They Are endlessly entertaining! And I am becoming acquainted with muscles I didn’t know I had as the mite grows :) enjoyed this immensely, Rohan!

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you so much, Deepika! I am so glad you enjoyed it and I wish you and your mite a world of happiness! :)

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Nikita Raikwar's avatar

Damn! You do have a way with words and I sooooo could relate with the words, "I’ve spent many hours around their children and loved every bit of it. I do not see a contradiction here. I can enjoy the company of kids without wanting a child of my own."

As always, a fan of your words!

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you so much, Nikita! You're very kind. I'm glad the words resonated with you. I do feel both convictions can coexist. :)

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Ayush's avatar

Had a blast reading this, Rohan :D

Lovely writing as usual

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you, Ayush! So glad you enjoyed it. That's always the hope! 😄

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SUDHA RAO's avatar

Reading this especially after just sitting down for some mental peace after my toddler temper tantrum at 3am , was such a dopamine high. Thanks R. And do remain steadfast on your decision

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

I'm so glad this piece gave you some joy, Sudha. A temper tantrum at 3am sounds tough. I'm sure all the lovely, fulfilling times you share with your little one (that I know you've written about before in your newsletter) also help you tide over the tantrums. :)

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Avinash Shenoy's avatar

God knows I needed those laughs this week! Thanks Rohan. Hilarious as usual.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

So glad you enjoyed this, Avinash! Thank you very much! 😄

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Pracheta Bhattacharya's avatar

The right to name someone Kalikinkor! Lineage be damned

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Hahaha, that is just you my friend.

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Simran's avatar

As long as you wanna write about them and not have them, I support you.

Cute, funny and nice read as always.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Hehe, thank you!

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Anchita Ghatak's avatar

This was fabulous! May you continue to cheer us with such profundities. :)

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you so much, Anchita! I'm glad you enjoyed it! 😄

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Amrita's avatar

I am cackling in mirth reading this 😂

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Hahaha, objective achieved then! Thanks so much, Amrita!

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Not The Wife Material's avatar

What an insight sirjee!!!! Super.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you, ma'am! 😃

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