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M Saraswathy's avatar

My school had a version of Mrs.B who would start every Bangla class with "surprise" spelling tests. Students who failed the test were sent on a "walk of shame" through the corridors with her following us, chanting subtle insults such as "Ei dekho aamader Rakhi likhte paarena paakhi." I memorised the alphabets purely out of the fear of public humiliation.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Oh my god, that's horrible! Some school teachers are just sadistic.

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Amrita's avatar

Rohan this is LOVELY. Hilarious and poignant as always! Makes me want to write about my failings as a half-marathi, half-punjabi.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks so much, Amrita! Please do, look forward to reading it. :)

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Joy Chandna's avatar

Hi Rohan, an excellent read ! I really enjoyed reading this !

Mrs B - I had a similar situation happen to me on my first day of boarding school when I was 13-15 years old in Himachal (was an English medium school.. begged my Dad to send me from Canada ). Coming from a Punjabi/Hindu background and born in Canada and now mostly in Himachal, I can relate !!

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Varsha's avatar

I think Mrs B could well be made into a film!

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Joy Chandna's avatar

Totally !

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Haha, well, there is Principal Trunchbull in literature/film already.

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Varsha's avatar

Oh yes, the disdain that is contained in that innocuous word "non-Bengali" ... I have felt it! At the same time, we are judged with more leniency when it comes to speaking the language or watching Bangla films. The sheer glee and genuine affection showered on us for speaking the language is worth the effort put into learning the language :-)

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

True, co-option gladdens the Bengali heart. :D

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Pracheta Bhattacharya's avatar

I could recommend a few titles for light reading

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Oh, believe me, I know you can, my friend!

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Sarthak Dev's avatar

So good.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks a ton, Sarthak!

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Shibaprasad Bhattacharya's avatar

Don’t know how I came across this. Just yesterday, I was thinking of writing “How Bengali I am?”. Enjoyed reading your post. Have been on the receiving end of some of the taunts.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Glad you liked it, thank you!

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Teesta's avatar

I am a probashi Bangali myself who grew up in Gangtok, I faced casual racism there and when I would go back to meet my relatives in Calcutta as I was proficient in neither languages. While Hindi and Nepali were my second and third languages respectively, my parents forced me to learn Rabindra sangeet and Make luchi Aloo dum in the hope that I find acceptance in the Bengali community when I reach a marriageable age. This was so relatable!!

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

I am glad this spoke to you, Teesta! Thank you for reading. :)

I don't know if acceptability is the right motivator but knowing how to make luchi aloo dum is a big win!

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Supriyo Sen's avatar

Ha ha ha....quite enjoyed it..

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you, Uncle!

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Arindam Banerjee's avatar

The ending has to be with a egg roll I guess 😝

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Yep, always and forever.

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Koyel Lahiri's avatar

Ha! So relateable! :D I was a non-singing, dancing probashi B for the first 24 years of my life, and my Mrs B was an English Lit Professor IN DELHI who shamed me for being a Bengali who hadn't read Bengali literature in Bangla. The tribe of True Bongs will also hunt you down online and chide you for disliking machher jhol and Rabindra Sangeet.

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