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Sonali Mujumdar's avatar

Hilarious and brilliant both!!! How you do it man?! 😂

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you so much, Sonali! Much, much appreciated, as always. :D

Aditi Taswala's avatar

The throwback to Hritik Roshan was *Chef's Kiss* 👏👏

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Haha, that song is iconic. Thank you, Aditi!

Sushmita Sridhar's avatar

Ha ha! Got me remembering how my Dad, before he settled into the white shirt- dark trouser mode of his later years was rumoured to have worn his hair long, going about in bell bottoms and flashy shirts when he was courting my mother. My kid brother on the other hand has always been so boring about his dress sense that I was amazed that he had donned a nice kurta for his own wedding, thankfully eschewing his jeans and sports tees.

Delightful read, Rohan. And as always, you have motivated me to do something interesting and fun. Im going to buy that totally age-inappropriate Daisy Duck tee I've been eyeing for a while and wear it without a care in the world. :)

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

You should absolutely buy the Daisy Duck t-shirt. Age-inappropriate things offer the most joy! :D

Thank you for reading and sharing the lovely stories, Sushmita! Really appreciate it.

Sushmita Sridhar's avatar

It's hurtling towards me as we speak. :)

Not The Wife Material's avatar

“looked like a test tube of orange squash” Hilarious as always. Oh I had a friend from Bombay who did the same with her sweaters.in November -December.I had met her in Chandigarh and in September she was in a woollen turtle neck!

And I also landed up for some wedding function of a relatives wearing a sweatshirt. Mum first gave me the look (where a part of you and all of her parts wishes you became invisible). And then she spent the evening behaving like I wasn’t there. Totally relatable! But the comfort is just next level. :-) fab read.

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks so much, Savvy! Yes, sweatshirts are like chicken soup for the soul. If only the weather here allowed us to wear them more often.

Also, after reading your piece on your mum's recipes, I can fully imagine her skewering you like shammi kebab with her eyes.

Not The Wife Material's avatar

Absolutely skewered.

Minaz Ansari's avatar

Such a well crafted piece! And my answer to the wedding wardrobe question is avoid weddings. Curl up with a book instead 😉

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Haha, excellent advice, Minaz. Thank you so much for reading!

Mumbai || Paused's avatar

Waiting for your book.

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Toes and fingers crossed, Gopal! Someday....

Thank you for the support, means a lot! :)

Mumbai || Paused's avatar

Slowly slowly

Shephali Bhatt's avatar

Test tube of orange squash was best.

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks! Took me a while to come up with that image. :D

Sanobar Sabah's avatar

"If my aversion to conflict meant we ended up taking the t-shirt home, I didn’t mind. I knew my stubbornness would ensure I’d never wear it again." Now I know why my daughter never wore the clothes in her cupboard but never objected to me buying them for her either! Clever!!!

BTW, Uniqlo over zara anytime!

Loved this piece, Rohan. What a beautiful trip down the memory lane.

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks a lot, Sanobar! Yes, all children are cunning hehe..

Glad you enjoyed reading this. :D

Anchita Ghatak's avatar

"What is wrong with you Bengali men?!" - I love this question.

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

A fair question, and one that she often throws at me. :/

Thank you for reading!

Nishad Sanzagiri's avatar

Owning 29 socks is normal; keeping them all in pairs is a sort of sorcery I am yet to master … great piece though! 😂

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Oh, I am a fanatic about my socks. If I didn't hate excel, I'd maintain a spreadsheet. (The 29 did not include my collection of sports socks. That'd be another 30 pairs, easy.)

Pratyush Sinha's avatar

जोदी तोर डाक शुने केउ ना आशे

तोबे ऐकला चौलो रे

जोदी तोर डाक शुने केउ ना आशे

तोबे ऐकला चौलो रे

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Absolutely correct sentiment.

Thanks a lot for reading, Pratyush! Appreciate it. :D

Isha Jain's avatar

The fights with mother over clothes still continue. And I hate to admit, she still wins sometimes.

Supriya Devarajan's avatar

Have you heard of Jorts? Apparently they are all the rage among teenage boys and young men. My 16 year old desperately wants a pair. They look like denim capri cut offs to me but then of course I haven’t an iota of style!

Hilarious post as usual!

Rakhi Kurup's avatar

Rohan. You are too funny. All your posts are funny, but me thinks you are best at self deprecating humour. This one was hilarious.