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Nihil's avatar

I now want to remove a couple of ribs myself, as they hurt from the laughter after reading your essay. 😂

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Hahaha, glad you enjoyed it, Sid!

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Richa Vadini Singh's avatar

This is such a pertinent subject, and you’ve tackled it brilliantly with your characteristic humour. I especially appreciate the way you question the illusion of choice in cosmetic enhancements. I was reminded of an essay I’d written on this subject a couple of years ago, and I concur with everything you have to say. After all, we’re only choosing from what’s already been chosen for us!

As always, you never miss a beat, Rohan. I relish every single piece you write.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you so much, Richa! Very kind of you. I'm glad to know you enjoyed reading this (and other pieces). :D

I will check out your essay on this.

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

such a fun read, I enjoyed it thoroughly.

not sure if you've heard this one before but a friend of mine also has a big nose and all this photos are in 3D xP

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Hah! I remember the more famous version of that joke from Dil Chahta Hai.

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Rakhi Kurup's avatar

Woah Rohan, the stuff I learn from you, seriously🥵🥵🥵

Unbelievable to what extent people are going to look more attractive.

I started using sunscreen on my face since yesterday, and I was feeling it's a bit much, but I feel kind of normal now 😅😅😅

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you, Rakhi. I've been trying to build a sunscreen habit myself. I have a two-tone neck.

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Rakhi Kurup's avatar

I literally have fifty shades of brown on my face and neck with all the swimming I have been doing. After much pressure from others, finally started using sunscreen 🤪🤪🤪

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The Fanciful Senorita's avatar

Omg! As much as the humour re your spindly legs cracked me up, it also reminded me of all the off hand comments one hears from friends, family and strangers about something or the other - your voice, your hair, your weight, your height…*so* exhausting! Used to hurt me growing up :( so glad you found a way to make it serve you!

How much of this incessant need to change oneself can be traced back to this I wonder? Afterall the call to surgery to “improve” (cough cough) one’s physical characteristics through surgery is a fire that can only fanned when there is an ember there to begin with.

Food for thought for sure. Fantastic writing Rohan! My female solidarity with Simran also requires me to acknowledge and disregard your criticism (however slight) of her awesomeness…just…on principle you understand 😂

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks for your always thoughtful engagement, Reshma!

You're right, of course, but aesthetic procedures are just as popular with people who are 'conventionally good-looking'. Also, like I said, it is difficult to presume what motivates people and where one ought to draw the line. Botox, for instance, is so common it hardly raises any eyebrows. (Pun fully intended.) So difficult to generalise causation.

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The Fanciful Senorita's avatar

Also true:)

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Amrita's avatar

This was a great read, thoroughly enjoyed! 😂

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks so much, Amrita! :D

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Sarthak Dev's avatar

Superb writing, great stories. Also, can confirm we all heard the Manson story and it took us some time to truly grasp what's happening there.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

It was wild. I believed it for a while, and to be fair, who wouldn't?

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Binu Sivan's avatar

Good one Rohan :). Thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you, Binu!

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Shubhashree Patra's avatar

The sudden pain in my ribs on just reading the grave details! 😀

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

"Grave details" is morbid yet accurate. Thanks for reading, Shubashree!

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Satyajit Rout's avatar

Thanks for the most fun class on costectomy! Also, cheers to your first step as a body-positivity influencer. If they still don't buy it, you can approach that surgeon friend to maks your calves thinner or your nose bigger.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Hahahaha. Show me the IG followers first, then we'll talk. :P

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Satyajit Rout's avatar

They're called followers for a reason. They follow you (going under the knife).

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Theirs not to reason why, etc.

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Not The Wife Material's avatar

Absolutely crazy 😜! The nose, calf, and ribs. Super!!!!

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks so much, Savvy!

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Aditi Taswala's avatar

Thanks for keeping us in the loop on all the cultural stuff! Wish Simran could feed you more stories - we love hearing them.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thanks, Aditi! Oh yes, I'll keep relaying the stories. :)

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Mumbai || Paused's avatar

Too much information!

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Presented in a good, cogent way, I hope! But yes, research for this one was fascinating.

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Mumbai || Paused's avatar

And funny! Loved it.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

Thank you!

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